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Favorite Bumper Stickers & Quotes
**Buy a gun support the constitution.
**Do they ever shut up on your planet.
**F U Cn Rd Ths U Cnt Spl Wrth A Dm!
***FLORIDA: If you think we can't vote, wait till you see us drive.
***I put in contacts for this?
***I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
***IF ITS TOO LOUD YOUR TOO OLD
****If you can read this, THEN GET THE HELL OUT OF MY WAY!!!
****Life is not a garden, so quit being a hoe!
***If You're Not A Hemorrhoid, Get Off My Ass.
***Illiterate? Write For Free Help
***My other auto is a 9MM.
**Men are like outhouse's, always taken or full of shit!
***Life's too short to dance with ugly men/women.
***Horn Broken ... Watch For Finger.
***I'm objective; I object to everything.
***Tennis players have fuzzy balls.
***If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.
***Energizer
Bunny Arrested; Charged With Battery.
**Everything i need to know i learned in prison
*I'm back by popular demand.
It's a wonderful life.... With me.
and many more of my favorite Bumper Stickers..
Family Favorites:
"Everyday is a gift, that's why they call it the present."
~anonymous~
"You can do anything you put your mind to."
~father~
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